Today I have not only a selection of Halloween Postcards for you but some fun (and corny) Halloween Sayings and Riddles for you! If you don't see what you're looking for be sure to check out my original list of Halloween Quotes, Sayings, Proverbs and More!
Enjoy!!
A haunting we will go!
As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today...Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
Blood donors needed. See the Count.
Broom Parking - 5 cents
Bugs & Hisses to you.
Carve out some good times!
Caution! Black Cat Crossing
Caution! Ghost Crossing
Caution! Low flying bats!
Caution! Witch Crossing
Come as you aren't!
Come in for a bite.
Come in for a spell.
Don't be a scaredy cat.
Fangs for the memories and nightmares!
Free broom with flying lessons.
Fresh Spider Cider Served Here!
Forget the ghosts . . . beware of me!
Ghostly Greetings
Ghosts have real spirit.
Gone haunting. will return at midnight.
Halloween is a real treat.
Hang around for a spell.
Happy Haunting!
Have a bootiful Halloween!
Have a fang-tastic night.
Have a frightfully spooky Halloween!
Have a spook-tacular good time.
How do monsters tell their fortune?They read the ‘horrorscopes’
How do you tell twin witches apart?You can’t tell which witch is which…
I boo-lieve in ghosts
I can’t stop falling in love with brew.
I want my Mummy.
I witch you a Happy Halloween.
If the broom fits….fly it!
It's Hallo-scream!
Just hanging with my ghoul friends.
My other car is a broom!
On Halloween the thing you must do
Is pretend that nothing can frighten you
And if somethin' scares you and you want to run
Just let on like it's Halloween fun. -19th Century Halloween postcard
Practice safe hex.
Remember the ghoul times!
Sit for a spell and have some brew.
Stop in for a spell.
The littlest pumpkins have the biggest grins.
Time for a coffin break.
Too Cute to Spook!
What did the mother ghost say to her son?
Don’t spook unless you are spook-en to…
What did the mummy say to the detective?
Let’s wrap this up!
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I’ll have two beers and a mop.
What did the two vampires order at the bar?
A blood and a blood light.
What do ghosts use to shampoo their hair?
Sham-boo.
What do you give a vampire with a bad cold?
‘Coffin-drops’
What do you have when zombies surround your house?
Halloween silly!
What does a child monster call his parents?
Mummy and Deady.
What fairy tale do ghosts like best?
Sleeping Boo-ty.
What is a baby ghost’s favorite game?
Peek-a-Boo.
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap music!
What is a skeleton stone age family?
Flint-bones…
What is a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor?
Vein-illa.
What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A Boo-ick.
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-jeans.
What rides do ghosts like best at the amusement park?
The roller ghoster.
What’s a vampire’s favorite fast food?
Someone with very high blood pressure.
Where do ghosts shop for clothes?
At the Boo-tique.
Where does a witch park after flying?
In the broom closet of course!
Witch Parking…
All others will be toad!
Why can’t skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn’t find their ‘bats’.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.
Why is a haunted handkerchief so scary?
Because it has ‘boo-gers’…
Why isn’t Dracula invited to parties?
Because he’s a ‘pain in the neck’.
Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts…
Why wasn’t the vampire working?
He was on a coffin break.
Hope you all have a
Frightfully Great Halloween Week!!!
Loving the vintage postcards!! Halloween is always such a fun time and it allows me to get out all my strange and unusual stamp images!
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing all these great postcards and Halloween verbage~great fun!
ReplyDeletethese are so pretty! ty Roni..
ReplyDeleteHi. Nice post. I love riddles and those in your post are great. Most of the I didn't know before and it was fun reading them. Life without fun would be very sad. Enjoy Halloween.
ReplyDeleteTake care,
Jay